paisleyadamsapple:

*listens to MGMT*
*sheds tear behind holographic alien sunglasses* 

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

reblog if you are cute and hilarious

plagal:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay.

My sister is the best person  (via pretendthatyourealone)

eggsrakoenig:

You’re cayoot

straight white boy problem

supermoclel:

when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

me about girls: wow!! wow

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?

Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

casserole-jess:

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

Someone said it

*is a good girl*

seancodyfan:

seancodyfan:

*knows it*

*acts so different around drake*