*listens to MGMT*
*sheds tear behind holographic alien sunglasses* 


i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

reblog if you are cute and hilarious


why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay.

My sister is the best person  (via pretendthatyourealone)


You’re cayoot

straight white boy problem


when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

me about girls: wow!! wow

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?

Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)



but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

Someone said it

*is a good girl*



*knows it*

*acts so different around drake*